A triptych's worth exceeds 3,000 words.

A triptych's worth exceeds 3,000 words. They always imply more.

We Wish You a Gerry Birthday and a Happy New Year

Last night was Gerry Visco's fantastical birthday partayay at White Noise; so everyone came ready to celenebriate down. And that we did. Here's the first batch of photo memories — first of the birthday girl herself.

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All I Want for Christmas Are Fantasies

I was still recovering from Saturday so I was a bit sluggish getting ready for Vandam. By the time I arrived to wish Eric Halliwell (pictured above right and below) a happy birthday, everyone had  gone through his bottle. Demanda Dahling (pictured above left) pointed this out to me after we said hello: "Fantasies, fantasies, fantasies everywhere ... but not a drop to drink!"

We weren't completely parched, though. Eric had drink tickets that we made use of after we danced to DJ Johnny Dynell, who dropped Mariah Carey's "All I Want for Christmas Is You" into his set because 'tis the season, after all.

Nancy Nosecandy (pictured below) was there to usher in Eric's new year. She was giving me a heroin chic fantasy.



My Wonder Twin Brian Mills (pictured below) was about to leave, too, since he was at his third event of the night. Of course, there was time for a photo-op, here with Mike Diamond. Brian and Mike got some of me and Brian with Michael Solomon.

But the Most Trippy Fantasy of the Night award went (again) to the fantastical Matthew Heresy (pictured below). Well, his was trippy in more ways than one when he fell in the room above the DJ booth where we were partying and told me after he recovered that it was his third spill of the night.




I went to the downstairs bar to enjoy a tequila sunrise and enjoy the throb of the House of Gypsies "Sume Sigh Say" that DJ Will was playing. I said hi to Epiphany, there closing out her night after, according to her status update, she "worked way too hard tonight and covered 400 miles of ground between 4pm and 2am, learn that hookers!!!"

I said hello to Astro, whom I hadn't seen out in forever, then made my way back upstairs with Nancy Nosecandy. I danced a bit with Heather MissPixie to a remix of Gossip's "Heavy Cross." But I was losing steam and soon made my way home.

Bathing in the Fantasies

There were so many fantasies last night at B*tch @ss Trick, I was bathing in them. Bathing, I tell you. We were all up in the Jonni Rendi fantasy (pictured above and below with the Jane Lane fantasy in the middle).

Then, we went back for more of the Yuhua realness fantasy (pictured below).

Sometimes the fantasies blended together on our plate. Or, on the dance floor, as it were, where the voguing fantasy served up by my House of De La Blanca sister Celso (pictured below) met the go-go fantasy featuring another De La Blanca sister Tamikko (pictured first with Celso, then alone) and my CONTROL party buddy Johnny (pictured further below). Johnny, Chris Harder, and I are going to bring you some more CONTROL next month. Stay tuned.






There was also a healthy serving of the Demanda Dahling fantasy (pictured below). We washed Demanda down with a few swigs of the Matthew Herra C fantasy (pictured further below, opposite Demanda, and then alone). The Herra C fantasy is so dynamically different each night, it takes me a minute to taste it, depending upon how much else I've had to drink thus far. So, last night it took me a minute or two.